an onion

Should we not all have an onion a day? Because it is good for you? Of course, elusive reader, this even more elusive writer wishes to only make an alliteration to an onion. I find them to be tolerant in small doses only, just like reading certain people's elusive blogs--particularly "ex's".

Now, allow me to humble myself by stating first that I've let be known my disdain for the blog itself. But damn it, I wanna post some elusive crap, too. Especially after checking in with apple related blogs written by a woman, along with her female and man friend. (Yes, 'man friend', as alluded to in one particular post.)

I love how you related so much more with your man friends while we were together. I just wish you'd have related to me, so much earlier, how dissatisfied you were by my 'real' constitution. So, as I can be elusive here, I'll be real as a heart-palpitation. Since you've cut ties with me (for good, I reckon), I spent a good two weeks traveling, a strange month of drinking heavily (after 6 years dry), took some drugs (they sucked), and have started school full time. I also made out with some girls, with only one of those occassions being of heavy meaning to me. Remember how upset I got when you told me about your past dalliances? Funny to me now. But that's 'real', right? Hope I'm passing that test.

My point in explaining such adventures is this: everything I judged you for (aside from recreational drugs) and more, I have been leaning toward in my own ways. Oops, I'm still not a Republican, sorry, missed that one. Anyway, hope you are happy, if you ever read this. Hope you are enjoying your new relationship, with all of it's real realness. I've let go of hoping to be as puritan as you loathed me to be. But I've gotten back on my high-fallutin' wagon, cause nobody, including me, particularly loves a drunk or junkie.

Enjoy the movie, babe. Keep on writin' those blogs. And remember, enjoy an onion a day; for they are more intriguing than apples.

Peace.

Tribute to John Cage

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